Size Matters

Scientists confirm: FULLER LIPS ATTRACT MORE MEN.

...

I  desperately desire a big & sexy pout.

A sufferer of little lips...

I FAKE it.

Since I'm always on a mission to find plumping products for my deflated lips,

of course, I swiftly snatched the lip gloss that promises to transform me into a...

SEXY MOTHER PUCKER.

Product: Soap & Glory's Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Gloss

Shade: Plum

Price: $9.99 CAD

Product Claims: Extreme formula lip plumping gloss, with scientifically-proven plumping microspheres that explode in volume up to 10x when they come in contact with water. (They’re like tiny, dehydrated little sponges that expand when you apply them onto your lips. We’ve also formulated Sexy Mother™ Pucker with a rare circulation enhancing ingredient that gives your lips a little ‘electric’ buzz, to move more blood around the area, creating the swelling effect mentioned above). 

Jessica Mai's Results:

• Initially, what drew me to the lip gloss, was the humorous name and the retro packaging. (I'm a sucker for pretty packaging)
  

• The scent of the gloss is very similar to tootsie roll candy. (Soap & Glory claim they chose the chocolate taste because studies show that chocolate is often used by women as a substitute for, uh, sexy...")
  

• The formula is very thick & sticky. As a result, it has incredible staying power. The glossy shine was still clinging to my lips 4+ hours after application.
  

• I have become addicted to the tingly feeling. The numbing tingle lingers so you feel like the gloss is working. (No pain... Any gloss that stings and swells your lips shouldn't be healthy)
  

• Now, don't expect Angelina Jolie lips from this gloss. However, it will enhance your lips and make them naturally fuller. Any lines on my dry lips were filled out. My lips look naturally plump.

• On my lips, the gloss accentuates my natural lip colour. Plus a lot of shine!

• The only CON: Extremely sticky... That is all.

Picture taken 1hr+ after application.

Sorry, my camera is caput, so I had to use Photobooth. 

Hopefully, you can see the difference.

Before

After

Remember folks, 

Size matters! 

So transform yourself into a Sexy Mother Pucker NAOO :)

Jessica Mai

"And it's harder than you think to delay the sadness"

The only good thing about waking up at 5AM to a blaring alarm, 

bussing 1.25hrs in a stinky bus, 

and listening to a MONOTONE professor drone on about whatever is...

is. 

there was something...

Ah! Yes.

...

is seeing the gorgeous sunrise this morning.

That is all though. Nothing else.

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MAI OUTFIT

This is typically what I wear to school: 

Just casual, comfy and "vanilla". 

In other words, boring!

Ta-Da

Forever21 tank top, Zara sweater, Tallulah leggings, BCBG boots, Coach handbag

Oh, and my 4 school books. Do not let their thin and small appearance fool you. They cost me a fortune!!

I have spent $300 on school books, this week, and I have 2 more to purchase. Ay yai-yai!!

Since I didn't have enough $$ to buy my other 2 books, I decided to pick up a little something, I could afford, from my wishlist.

Mac Florabundance lipglass!
Mai thoughts:

-Very sticky when applied, but soon adheres to lips.
-Pleasant vanilla scent.
-From the tube, I would describe the colour as peachy, pale-pink.
-The colour, as described above, looks amazing in the tube. However, worn alone, on my pigmented lips, it looks pasty and too nude.. completely washing me out.
-I do believe it will pair well with lipstick (I'll experiment tmrw).

so far..

3/5

pucker up & MUAHH!